HELLO(: Huiting here again... hahaha...

Just read an email that Rivali sent on AUGUST 11... hahaha... I'm slow... yes.

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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa card.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your boyfriend.
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Love thy neighbour.
But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Wise? Never marry.
And when they marry they become? Otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic.
It needs darkness to develop.
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt.
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
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Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
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Your future depends on your dreams.
So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY."
So what? Who's in a hurry?
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours.
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God made relatives.
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company,
three's the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you study, the more you know.
The more you know,the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So... why study?!?!?!
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