SOME LAME THINGS...

=..= <-- 2 nostrils!

=.= <-- 1 nose!

by huiting...

hi. I was looking for century gothic but they dont hav. anyway, Trebuchet's fine.

oh this is shuwei here. haha.

i am very sian now. so i will tell u ppl a story--real one. u all can ask esther for the full version.

one day, i saw a birdnest in one of my trees in my garden. there were two baby birds. featherless. they were sticking their head out (cos they wanted food i think), looking very ugly.

so a few days later. my maid and my bro told me that they found the 2 baby birds on the plant pot. so we guess that the mummy bird was teaching them how to fly and they cldnt. so they drop. yea. so 2 baby birds have got no nest? what are they gonna do?

i'll tell u all next time. dinnertime.

bye;) yucks, its fish soup tonight. all fishes sink.

Shu wei =)

Hey guyz... you know i just posted some stuff on my blog, http://queenrivali.blogspot.com , and i thought it would be nice if i posted the same thing in our moron blog cuz it shows how moronic we are. Btw, if any of u guyz have other funny exchanges to share, pls edit this post and add in the stuff!
If ur name is Xing Yi (Sotong) and you have forgotten the password and username, sms me. (:

Mrs. Ng: Now, just because ALL of you are bimbos doesn't mean that I don't have a responsibilty to teach all of you and-
Esther: Shut up.
Mrs. Ng: Its not about shutting up its about...yadayadayada...
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Mrs. Ng:Passive learning! Do you know MGS is known as a finishing school???? And I know wat you all call me! You know wat that class said? " Mrs. Ng, 2e calls you Ah Meng."
Rivali: Mwahahaha...
Mrs. Ng: Its not funny you know!!
Rivali: (muttering) It is.. I made the name up.
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Mr. Low: Why did you throw the cockroach at me?
Rivali: I didn't! It was wriggling and I got scared and-
Mr. Low: You are disrupting the class.
Rivali: No I'm not! I swear its-
Mr. Low: You are disrupting the class.
Rivali: No ... really. I-
Mr. Low: You are disrupting the class.
Rivali: No, I did not.
Mr. Low: I say you did!
Rivali: Fine......

Btw, I'm really sorry for throwing the cockroach and i truly regret my actions
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Mr. Low: It is very interesting...The Story about Sir GAAwain...
Sarah: I thought is was Sir Gawain, Mr. Low.
Amrit: Did Sir GAAwain die in the end?
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Mrs. Chan: So, class, how does this picture make you feel? Warm? Happy?
Amrit: It makes me feel like GARBAGE
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Mrs. Ng: And I really feel that this class is seriously lacking in many areas which are essential t0-
Esther:F u.
Mrs. Ng: WHAT DID YOU SAY????
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Rivali: So the British were like, Male Chauvinists?
Mr. Low: You girls are becoming like 20....
2e: You mean like Tiffany??
Mr. Low: No. But I want to answer that male chauvinist question. Now, I am aware that i am heavily outnumbered. But nevertheless......
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2e: Can we ask you a question?
Ms. Cheah: Only if its related to chemistry.
Xiao Hui: Okay...Is there any CHEMISTRY between YOU and Mr. ONG??
Ms. Cheah: WHAAAAAT???
2e: MwahahaHAHAHA
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Mrs. Low(Physics): Convection in a radiator is very important. Because the radiator gets very hot because there is alot of rubbing going on.
2e: erm..... *coughcough* what the hell??
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During the "Monkey's Paw" skit we did last year, 2005....
1d: Go esther!
Morons: Go Esteeboo!
Sarah: Imagine Jonathan's behind yoU!!!
Sarah: LUSTY LICKABLE LEMON!!!!
Morons: Lusty lickable boo!
Mrs. Thomsett: What the??
Esther: Shut up.

Later on...

1d: Go Bat! (Batrishya)
Rivali:Go Batsmishy!
Esther: Shut up.
1d: You can do it Bat!
Sarah: Go Bat!
Mrs. Thomsett: Girls, I've told you so many times! Why are you telling Bat to go? WHERE are you telling her to go?
Amrit: Away.
Rivali: From you.
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Haha....
Rivali

things morons will do during e hols..

rivali: kill pple, prank call and hi-jack planes
amrit: study and bring despair and darkness to eevrywhere she goes
salad: read manga, watch bleach and all jap anime
zhang: go smwimmin everyday
esty: go out wif cute guys all day and sunbathe on e beach
shu: wait for harry potter to appear
nicole: wait for beckham to return her ass back to her
xiao: play with imaginary rabbits in rabitland
daphy: terrorize pple wif her cute but deadly smile
hui ting: LAUGH